1 definition by yahlay-illy
A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.
Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."
Johnny- "No, Linda how."
Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."
Johnny- "No, Linda how."
Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."
by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010