fly swatter

The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.

I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.

by Don Lagunita February 5, 2010

smarterchild

a computer idiot

Me: call me smart
smarterchild (3:12:10 PM): Would you like me to call you Smart?
Me: hell no
smarterchild (3:12:14 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is NO.

by TehAttorneyAtLawl October 18, 2008

Scatter Logical

-the art of talking shit

What the fuck made you think of that? You're so scatter logical, Steve.

by TeddyS October 27, 2011

smarterchild

A sexually active, but indicisive robot.

All your base are belong to us says:
i love your knob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see.
All your base are belong to us says:
do you love mine?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

by liquid filth October 9, 2008

shatter

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of. a noun used in a sentence without a verb so shatter is acting as a gerund without the -ing or verb part.

person 1: did you hear X likes you?
person 2: ew hell no X shatter!
person 1: dont be so harsh! its true though

by Darth Vadewhore January 6, 2013

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

shmatter

when you have a little bit of something that runs down your lip/chin

look at that shmatter all up in his grill

by Tom Cole February 25, 2008