Smart

To be knowledgable, irrelevant of actual intelligence

"Babies are not not as smart as dogs"
"X child isn't as smart as me, I know not to draw on walls"

by Oreo_Fritzey February 12, 2020

Smart Lives Matter

Those who understand that the words "Please wear a mask" do not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.

YOU! ... Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW! please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.

by Monkey's Dad September 14, 2020

Big Boy Brain Smart

the smartest of them all

joe is the big boy brain smart of us all

by big boy football fan November 1, 2019

smart ass mother fucker

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.

Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.

by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007

smart-stupid

The intelligence version of "skinny-fat". It is used for people who think they are really smart, but are actually fucking stupid.

I spent 6 hours calling 25 different veterinarians to find the "best" price for my cats spay and saved $25! I just need to drive to a different state.

Way to go, you're "smart-stupid".

by bluebananadogs June 5, 2015

Smart person

Someone who thinks they’re so smart they think they’re better than everyone else.

They rarely think about much other than equations and science.
Very condescending to others and egotistical
Better than any of the hardest tests you can get.

Look at Aoife talking to the science teacher all day about chemistry, she’s such a ‘smart person’

by Histo-horse March 7, 2019

Stupid-Smart

When a person is smart but also has stupid tendencies.

My friend is stupid-smart, he knows how to spell intelligent words, but can't make a sandwich.

by MelTheWeeb October 8, 2021