smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smarttards friend January 27, 2008

quick smart

When your hands move faster than .your brain...

You can always tell when somone is "quick smart" . Their hands will move faster then u can think of it being done...

by mad mechanic March 5, 2014

Street smart

A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.

Nobody but phony people claim to be street smart. Experience will show you that.

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

smart-assery

The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.

Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"

Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."

by JCBDC February 3, 2012

smart idiot

The way of saying a funny sentence and being an idiot while you're throwing some knowledge there.

A: What if the Blackhawks will win by throwing deep overs and then when they go for a touchdown they will go for a run.
B: No don't be a smart idiot, if they get caught while using the run instead of going for a shot for a point they can drop both points.

by milkweed123 August 3, 2016

Smart Bacon

A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.

P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!

by LeslieM October 30, 2008

smart arse

A TV show where posh english people do jackass style stunts

did you know some posh english kids are gonna make a TV show called Smart Arse?

by piaggio January 4, 2005