Donald Slump

That friend, who after a drug-fuelled bender, doesn't answer their phone for 2-3 days whilst wallowing in self-pity.

Friend 1: "Have you heard from Simon since Saturday night?"
Friend 2: "You mean Donald Slump? No. Give it a few days though."

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

Ejaculative Slumber

When you pass out due to exhaustion shortly after busting a nut, and are plunged into deep sleep.

Dude, last night I slept 12 hours because of an ejaculative slumber!

by JK_Money December 13, 2020

lopsided slummy

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

slumming

n. The act of touring through the poor side of town to gawk and make fun of the inhabitants there, usually with a group of one's friends. Notably an activity of insecure rich white kids.

Matt: Hey Jimmie, you wanna cut out after school in my dad's Hummer and do some slumming?

Jim: Hell yeah! I love knowing that there's plenty of trash out there to keep the burgers flippin'.

by Carl Willis July 22, 2004

Slumpo

An unatractive or overwieght famale who dresses or acts as though she is the shiznat when in fact she just looks like a fat ho.

Oh my gulosh what a slumpo, that girl in the short shirt with her belly button pierced and her fat gutt hanging over her tight jeans just bent over in front of that gut so he had to see her fat butt crack and thong hanging out?

by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005

slumber chunder

To vomit in your sleep unexpectedly, usually due to the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages

Dude, i woke up last night to my roommate slumber chundering on our dog

by technicolor jan June 22, 2014