Slytherin Syndrome

The overwhelming need to be the best at something, anything.

Comes from the major ambition associated with the Slytherin House.

Becky was crying because her teacher told her that she was as good as the best person in class because she has Slytherin Syndrome.

by SexualGiraffe December 6, 2016

slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).

"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."

by unicornmob February 12, 2017

Shithead

IT AINT SHIT-HEAD, ITS SHI-THEAD!

IT AINT SHITHEAD, ITS SHI-THEAD!

by jawadch01 June 5, 2017

sithematics

Simple mathematics.

1+1 is an example of sithematics.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

Smithed

To finess or to do a perfect job.

My results from my exam came back. I smithed it.

by Ralph o'rorke September 25, 2017

Shithead

When someone is pooping and a girl gives him head while he is pooping.

Shithead makes your poops 10 times better.

by Greenbean12 November 12, 2017

Shithead

A name often mispronounced

Teacher(calling out role): uh Shithead
Shithead: It's pronounced shi thead!

by New wark not New York December 17, 2017