The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.
'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom
by anonymous December 14, 2025
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A cheap skimper is the parent who wouldn't buy you a new toy, the week before Christmas (when you were 7). A cheap skimper is the co-worker who orders lunch with you; knows the food will be delivered and refuses to tip.
A cheap skimper is the parent who wouldn't buy you a new toy, the week before Christmas (when you were 7). A cheap skimper is the co-worker who orders lunch with you; knows the food will be delivered and refuses to tip.
by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011
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Steve (your good friend) :Paul can I borrow £10 and I will give you it back Friday.
Paul : yeah sure I need that money back
Steve : calls Paul on the Friday and says I don’t have the money.
Paul : I need my money RIGHT NOW!
Steve : NO IM NOT GIVING YOU IT .
Paul : I’m gonna kill your family if you don’t give it me in the next 2 days.
Steve : NAH DON NOT HAPPENING.
Paul : 2 days have passed and I don’t have my money so I’m gonna pull out the Mac 10 on his family and gat them down the RETCHED SKUM.
Paul : yeah sure I need that money back
Steve : calls Paul on the Friday and says I don’t have the money.
Paul : I need my money RIGHT NOW!
Steve : NO IM NOT GIVING YOU IT .
Paul : I’m gonna kill your family if you don’t give it me in the next 2 days.
Steve : NAH DON NOT HAPPENING.
Paul : 2 days have passed and I don’t have my money so I’m gonna pull out the Mac 10 on his family and gat them down the RETCHED SKUM.
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Referring to a person who doesn’t follow through with an agreement OR
A PERSON WHO HAS NOT HELD UP THERE END OF A RELEVANT ARRANGEMENT
Too | Hot Skimp| on. Someone. Is too rip them off in a obvious and relevant way. An act of person; DOSENT PROVIDE, pay OR Trade fairly.
Referring to a person who doesn’t follow through with an agreement OR
A PERSON WHO HAS NOT HELD UP THERE END OF A RELEVANT ARRANGEMENT
Too | Hot Skimp| on. Someone. Is too rip them off in a obvious and relevant way. An act of person; DOSENT PROVIDE, pay OR Trade fairly.
Ayo I still haven’t got that money he owed me, pretty sure he Hot Skimpin straight up.
He straight up hot skimpin’ on me
Are you the type to ‘ hot skimp ‘
He straight up hot skimpin’ on me
Are you the type to ‘ hot skimp ‘
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Get the Rumpus Scumpus mug.He is a big part of the MAGA swamp, but is now in his own special category; he is known as “Lone Skum” because in a way he is the crème de la crème, a man who has floated, like flatulent shit, to the very surface of all the other less wealthy scum.
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