simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.

"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."

by gnr1986 January 10, 2022

Simpintard

Someone who frequently changes their discord tag. They are temp and toxics friendly friend who is not known for missing

“Wow! I love Simpintard!”

by Toxic On Discord January 30, 2022

Simpicidal

A suicidal person who wants to be killed in a sexual manner

I swear my friend koshi is simpicidal, all they wanna do is die by being crushed by thighs.

by Thefuckifiknow December 25, 2021

Simping

When you leave the boyz on discord to talk to your bae

Where's Notphe, he was just with us in discord?

He's simping bro

by anonymous December 30, 2021

Simpil

Adj. Simple I Leisure. Easy to sit down. Easily entertained. People who has low level of standards in measuring the value of an entertainment product. No matter of the content, they simply enjoy whatever the author created. World trends, the famous of the author and the social media influence of the artwork, affects their psychological response towards the product without them being aware of that.

-Jon said the new Spider-Man movie changed his life!
-Damn he is Simpil. I knew he is an idiot!

by JonFerei January 5, 2022

Simpingforkatherine

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by queenkathstan February 25, 2022