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Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.
logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad
by Therealagoc July 5, 2011
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Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."
1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.
by MoonChaser September 12, 2013
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Shit my life

When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.
by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016
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Shit sickle

Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)
Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality
by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020
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Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009
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Classic shit

Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.

Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.
Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...
by benthegamerguyxp January 15, 2011
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Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.
Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

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by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014
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