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Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.
Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)
by SkiUnit August 19, 2008
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Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.
That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.
by T and D Associates August 21, 2008
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Shuffle Shitlist

(n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.
Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.
by RKOWALSKI January 14, 2009
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pink shuffle

A sign of our times: when a girl sets her cellphone on vibrate and tucks it in her crotch wile she drive/sits at work/whatever and is expecting a call at any moment. When the phone 'rings,' the girl tends to shuffle a bit in her seat.
I was at a stoplight and saw this girl in the car next to me looking like she was cumming. Then she pulled a phone from between her legs. It was a pink shuffle.
by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008
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Buddha Shuffle

An unusual form of walking often performed by people that sag their pants. The shuffle allows the pants to remain on the legs without falling off. The performer of the Buddha shuffle pivots his/her body along the axis of each leg while keeping their arms locked to the side of the legs

Alternately, the performer of the Buddha shuffle can sing the lyrics "Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha, Rockin' Everywheya. This adds to the effect of the shuffle.
Buddha Shuffler - "Buddha Buddha Buddha Rockin' Everywheya"

On Looker 1 - What is that guy doin'?

On Looker 2 - Oh, That's just the Buddha Shuffle, It keeps his pants from falling down

On Looker 1 - Oh, ok then.
by Bile2 February 20, 2010
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Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job
Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017
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