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The Shrimp Man 

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.
The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.
The Shrimp Man by ATSW November 2, 2009

Black man's shrimp

slang word for (fried chicken wings) a favorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.
while at the bar we drunk beer and ate black man's shrimp

Simp Shrimp 

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
Simp Shrimp by digo_bone October 18, 2019

mantis shrimp 

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.
mantis shrimp by ryan April 16, 2004

Black man's shrimp

slang for (fried chichen wings) a fravorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.
while at the bar we drank beer and ate black man's shrimp

breaded shrimp

when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.
Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.
breaded shrimp by akiralives July 28, 2006

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."