Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop December 20, 2017
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Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!
Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
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A mini-seizure typically induced by cold weather. Usually is quite embarrassing, and occurs frequently. Occasionally can be mistaken for epilepsy.
Person 1: It's so cold. We shouldn't be snowboarding. *shiver twitch*
Person 2: BELLA, you just shook the chairlift with your shiver twitch!
Person 2: BELLA, you just shook the chairlift with your shiver twitch!
by bellabellabelladancerella January 30, 2009
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Get the shivering like a chihuahua mug.A shit so terrible that you start shivering from the domination it has over your body. This is normally accompanied by the need to take off all clothing for comfort, as well as a sharp pain running along your rectum.
Dude, never eat omelets for three days in a row and pretend a salad will work-- gave me shiver shits for an entire night.
by TheThickening May 18, 2014
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Typically experience by northerns who let it flow in harsh winter tundra.
Typically experience by northerns who let it flow in harsh winter tundra.
Minnesotant #1: Dude you're wearing like three coats, why are you shaking?
Minnesotant #2: oh no I just had to spell my name in the snow, and now I have the Piss Shivers.
Minnesotant #2: oh no I just had to spell my name in the snow, and now I have the Piss Shivers.
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