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Shopping bag bathroom break 

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

bathroom shopping 

Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.
Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!
bathroom shopping by shy bowels December 21, 2006

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.
“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”
shopping diet by rperazag July 22, 2010

window shopping 

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.
Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?
window shopping by pb phoot September 13, 2009

shopping face 

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.
"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."
shopping face by Laminailem January 26, 2011

Shupping 

A clean way of saying "Shitting". Originates from Detroit metropolitan area. Primarily used by white kids from the gutter.
"Are you shupping me right now?"
Shupping by Bonobos2345 June 10, 2014