Shefa

An absolute sex god. Massive dick, awesome personality. Oh and yeah he is most probably black.

Oh my god Shefa was so good last night. He lasted over 3 hours!!!!!!!!!!!! He is like a machine

by Poppy Gloria February 24, 2019

sheef

when a girl queefs and a little shit comes out her pussy. its a deeper fart.

1. I get up out of bed, sheef on the floor, and wipe it up with my sheefing hairs.

2. Sally sheefed.

by ballsackfingerdildo October 18, 2010

sheef

When one shits at the same time as ripping a queef.

Fuck man, Rachel just sheefed all over Brad's carpet.

by semi-imbalanced triumphant May 20, 2005

Shelfie

When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).

She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!

by D-mon April 29, 2013

Butt Shelf

butt shelf: an implant into a girl's ass that is so high and large you can place a drink on it.

"The bar was crowded but I found a place on Acea's butt shelf to store my stella."

by David A. Porter January 14, 2010

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

Elf on a shelf

A term used to describe someone with elf like ears as a elf on a shelf you would have on a shelf at Christmas

Elf on a shelf can be used as an insult . The catch me outside girl uses this also.

by T.S. Elf on a shelf September 21, 2017