she's left-handed

A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.

by Barnakey August 19, 2006

She looks like sex

The girl is so hot, she drives a guy crazy and he wants to have sex with her really bad, thus, this "looks like sex" phrase is born.

booty she looks like sex

by elduderino9678 September 11, 2013

That's what she said

A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh.

In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.

Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom.
Jake: That's what she said

Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.

Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.

Jake & Colton: That's what she said.

by TheWiseKid February 9, 2009

she's apples

Australian term generalised meaning O.K. Literal meaning is "it's all sweet"

"Ay cuz, we rite for smokes and beers?"
"She's apples mate."

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

she-mullet

Female version the "mullet" hairstyle favored by men in the 1980's, and hicks in the present day. Hair is cut short on the sides of the head, and left long and preferably scraggly in the back.

"Wow, look at that woman wearing the she-mullet!"

by LynnJensen May 26, 2008

She had hands like André the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

She

The seasons change…
The love for he…
Will alway remain…
As she knows it is meant to be…

The leaves may fall to the ground…
Her thoughts may somedays go round and round…
But her endless love for he…
Is what she dreams he will see…

Another wish she will make a go…
All her love to him..
She wishes she could show…
Does he really know…
How she loves him so…

She does love him…
More than everything!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams October 27, 2023