semicolon

that useless punctuation mark that always gets in the way when you try to put a colon 'cause you forgot to hit the shift key.

*groceries; milk, eggs, cantaloupe...*
guy typing list; "oh, shit, that wasnt supposed to be a semicolon."

by zeben October 2, 2006

sammies

Womens breast that have extremely long gross nipples.

Rob: I had Ms. Warren over last night.
Vik: Did you see her boobs this time?
Rob: Yeah she had some sammies!
Vik: Ew gross.

by Phixxy January 25, 2011

SammieJO

Referring to a person being fisted, anally or vaginally

That douchebag needs to be SammieJO'd

by HardyHar December 15, 2008

semi bigamous

The act of simultaneously being married to one person, while engaged to be married to another.

Jetson: "Did you hear, Duke is engaged to Christy!"
Astin: "But he's still married to Wanda! That's semi bigamous!"

by Flap Jackson September 23, 2008

semi-bluff

A bet or raise with a hand that has several outs against likely hands your opponent may have, so you win if he folds or you draw out

I semi-bluffed with my draw after I put him on an overpair

by madone January 14, 2008

semi-ho

Nickname for TV "cook" Sandra Lee, given to her by her many detractors. Based upon the name of her show "Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee".

Heather: I'm making chocolate truffles for dessert using canned store-bought frosting.
Taniqua: Bitch, you are such a Semi-Ho.

by Mixed Race Kid March 14, 2009

semail

Sexting, except over email. Commonly used by teenagers when their phones are broken. Also used by middle aged people who don't know how to use phones.

Boy: "hey gurl you wanna sext?"
Girl: "my phone brokee :("
Boy: "its cool we can semail instead"
Girl: "kk" *takes naked pictures and sends them*
Boy: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

by Agent Snyder May 20, 2011