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road selfie 

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you
Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

proof selfie 

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.
Before leaving the restaurant, Mendy forced her disgusted friends to be in her proof selfie.
proof selfie by bushleaguers August 15, 2016

proof selfie 

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.
Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.
proof selfie by The bushleaguers August 14, 2016

proof selfie 

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

social selfie 

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook
I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test

social selfie 

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook
i don't care if my social selfie is brocolli-art, or if it passed your picture test
social selfie by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016