Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

shot his seed

When a man ejaculates into his partner's *ahem* area... Basically a synonym of "to cum." cum semen

"He then shot his seed deep into his lover..."

by CreepyAssPerson April 14, 2016

Troll Seed

The first bait comment of a troll in a forum to provoke responses to their desperation for attention.

Examples of troll seeds: "Any person(s) are stupid." "Any person(s) are traitors." "Any person(s) are racist." "Any person(s) are sexist."

by KirklesWorth March 5, 2024

Seeds

God a literal God Seeds is the God of the world now and the new one that they will create. They will one day leave their mortal body and descend to Mars in a heavenly Godlike form.

Person 1: did you hear ab GOD seeds
Person 2: yeah we should cashapp them all our money

by H3nta!pr0tag February 1, 2021

reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

melon seeds

innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general

"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."

by anonbandit January 1, 2022

Seed

A small thing that you can grow into a tree,bush and other types of plants. when they are full grown they make fresh air.

A seed grows and could give us fruits and vegetables

by tea tea0 September 3, 2020