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Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.
"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."
by sonicfast June 2, 2007
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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008
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secret blog

A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life
Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.
by Flying Moosefeet October 31, 2007
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Secret Fountain

When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.
Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!
by robert1120 December 17, 2008
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secret drawer

A box, drawer, safe, satchel, etc. where somebody's sex items (such as toys, condoms, dirty tissues/toilet paper, and/or lubricants are kept)
The young boy's curious venture turned to one of horror and shock when he discovered his parents' secret drawer in their closet. It took all the effort in the world to keep from throwing up at the sight of the various vibrators, dildos, and lube bottles.
by Mr. DeMille November 13, 2011
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[Secret Service Special]

Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex
The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning
by 00(-7) October 3, 2012
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Secret Lesbians

Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married

i.e Sarah and Laken
by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017
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