Loading screen techno

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

by KandyFlossKid February 23, 2011

Split Screen

A sex move that is taking campuses across North America by storm. It is the act of playing a multi-player video game with a girlfriend/acquaintance/random girl while doing her from behind. Doggie style is a must as the TV must be visible for both patrons involved.

Did you bang her?

Fuck yeah. We did the split screen for like six fucking hours. First to Mario Party 3 and then Goldeneye. She was Oddjob and I was Baron Samedi.

by El Dufftoro December 20, 2011

main screen turn on

The command given to the crew of the ship in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us events to turn on the monitor, so they could view the transmission from CATS.

Someone set up us the bomb!
What you say!
Main screen turn on

by Flint October 27, 2003

blue screen

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

by Irate Worker again August 2, 2006

Screenor

Screenor, often said scr33n0r, is the 1337speak word for a nerd who watches gay porn on their computer screen (scr33n) for most of the day. Used as an insult on online games.

Haha, what a nub screenor!

by Darknessx86 November 15, 2005

Screen Gazer

One who looks at their opponents screens while they play multiplayer video games. Used mainly in First Person Shooters to locate where to go to get an easy kill on the opponent.

Tim always wins because he's such a damn screen gazer.

by infamy March 4, 2004

Screenshot

The approximate average length of a mobile conversation transcript on various apps like Facebook Messenger, iMessage, WhatsApp, etc that can be captured within a single screenshot on a 4.5' to 6' smartphone

I like that we can go from political commentary to toilet humor puns in a single screenshot.

by Evilthrawn July 29, 2016