Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

sipping on Jack

To lick one's asshole

I was sipping on Jack all night long and now my mouth tastes like your mom's ass.

by Jackrim June 16, 2011

thug skipping

to attempt to appear butch/masculine while dancing, especially a male stripper.

That Chippendale dancer is hot, but the way he's thug skipping up on that stage is ridiculous.

by MontrealGuy August 24, 2005

shrimping

when you nut in someones ass and remove the load with a straw, swapping it through a kiss

colt w surprised the boy with shrimping.

by n youse October 4, 2009

Tripping the Breaker

Without any embellishments, the girl places the guy's penis in her mouth. Then as clearly as possible she says a disturbing or entertaining movie quote. After which she simply removes the penis.

Tripping the Breaker: For a guy about to go off for army training. Place his penis in your mouth. Say, "Only two things come from Texas, boy, steers and queers, and I don't see no horns on you." (Best if you're in Texas.)

by Demona09 March 10, 2009

Negro-Tripping

When a person thinks they have some sort of "super-natural" power just because they are black.

Nathan: "That man said he could smoke a whole pack of Newports without the filters on them in one sitting."

Nancy: " Oh Nathan he was just Negro-Tripping."

by dj da truthbabybaby....33 March 7, 2009

I smell what you're stepping in.

I understand what you're saying

-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

by Carl Sterns December 5, 2010