storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Black storm cloud

When a black chick squirts in a black guy's asshole and then farts/shits it all out into her mouth then she spits it into a pan and they boil it and smell the black steam then drink it after its boiled then puke in eachothers mouths.

Dude, i gave Kesha-moesha the best black storm cloud ever last night im almost done cleaning off the brown stains on my bed.

by Cum fart cocktail titty bang May 29, 2010

Brown Eye of the Storm

When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.

I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.

by winniebegoandthedego September 7, 2010

alabama sand storm

Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.

"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"

by TestesMaGee November 5, 2008

Storm Chasers

The Minor League Baseball team located in Omaha, Nebraska. The Storm Chasers are the Triple-A affiliate of the Kansas City Royals.

The Omaha Storm Chasers defeated the Memphis Redbirds last night at Werner Park.

by omaha baseball fan November 21, 2010

Perfect Storm

When two or more people who experience cyclical degrees of sexual deviance happen upon one another's path and the result is an orgy of sexual depravity.

Dude, I came across these two chicks while we were in our freak cycle and by the time we were done I had performed the cleveland steamer, Tony Danza, and some other acts I can't mention in public. It was the perfect storm.

by Mr. Planck April 9, 2008

Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.

Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!

by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011