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Jerry Squires 

Jerry Squires, a legendary figure hailing from the small town of Buckhannon, West Virginia, has captivated the imaginations of locals with his extraordinary life story. Despite facing immense hardships, Jerry's resilience and indomitable spirit have made him a symbol of hope and redemption. Born into a humble family, Jerry's life took a tumultuous turn as he started smoking meth and watching porn in jawbone park and found himself living on the streets, grappling with the weight of his circumstances.

However, it was during his darkest moments that Jerry's remarkable journey began to unfold. Despite his struggles, he discovered solace in hanging out with the local middle schooler's and buying them alcohol and stealing from CVS. This newfound source of inspiration ignited a profound transformation within him. Jerry's unwavering faith and determination to overcome his addiction propelled him on a path of self-discovery and redemption.

As word of Jerry's incredible story spread throughout Buckhannon, the community rallied behind him, offering support and encouragement. Inspired by his unwavering faith and the transformative power of his experiences, a local author took it upon themselves to write a Bible that chronicled Jerry's remarkable journey. This unique testament to Jerry's resilience and the power of faith became known as "The Bible Of Jerry Squires," a symbol of hope and inspiration for those facing their own battles.
"Yo i heard Jerry Squires is at jawbone lets get him to buy us some liquor"
Jerry Squires by jon lahey September 12, 2023
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No u squared 

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)
You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared”
Jim: -jumps off a cliff

Spookley The Square Pumpkin 

Well, the definition is in the name, so
Spookley The Square Pumpkin is the best show on Earth

Joking on the Square 

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
Joking on the Square by Richfolk September 23, 2021

Putting down the T-Square 

A phrase for when a drafter has simply had enough of drafting and simply cannot manage to draft another line
Person 1: Hey bro, I need some plans drawn up for a new house we are building
Person 2: I’m Sorry bro, but I am putting down the T-Square
Person 1: Oh No! Will you ever return???
Person 2: I don’t know, maybe I will, maybe I wont. Drafting is hard work sonny

barse per square kilometre 

the amount of barse per square kilometre, SI UNIT. related to barse vinegar
When Barry and I walked into the club in Amsterdam, the barse per square kilometre was unusally high and we only added to it.

Square One Mall 

Square One Mall is the most depressing shopping mall on earth located in Saugus, Massachusetts.

Some stores that you can shop at are Macy’s which only old white women and overweight Hispanic women shop at, there’s also a furniture section that people forget that exists so it’s a great napping spot! The GameStop is so small that you can smell the cum stain and Doritos from the employees and customers that frequent it. There’s also Dick’s Sporting Goods that the only customers are middle aged black men with their kids. There’s also Sears that’s somehow still in business! Newbury comics that are frequented by obese blue haired virgins with daddy’s issues and don’t let it come to you as a shocker that they might be gay too!
The food court has had a family of pigeons that have been stuck there for the past 10 years with no hope to get out. You might notice the giant empty space in the middle of the food court that you would assume would be space for people to eat at which it was once, but the chairs were not removed due to COVID-19, but for the fact that too many people were fighting over chairs.
Some minor notes
The Disney store caught on fire once.
Lids sold drugs to minors.
The rat infestation.
The shitty pretzel place.
The cool but depressed employees.
Santa blocks that accidentally spelled satan.
Person 1: “Fuck man I was trying to shoot up some heroin in the furniture section at Macy’s that I got from Lids, but some pigeons from the food court came in and made me accidentally drop it”
Person 2: “That’s what you get for going to the Square One Mall.”
Square One Mall by MoneyJC March 27, 2021