"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"
"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."
"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."
by DDealer February 10, 2008

by nurseladyface April 15, 2014

by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010

The misheard lyric in Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin". While the real lyric is "South Detroit", many drunk college girls can be seen at the bars on a Thursday or Friday night with one hand on a beer and another as high as they can get it screaming this incorrect lyric.
"Just a city boy, born and raised in soft Detroit!" screamed the drunk college students. "Haha, what the hell is soft Detroit?" replied some less drunk college students.
by MSU Steve February 7, 2010

Our rousing game of soft play ended far too quickly leaving me with nothing but hard cock in my hands.
by Annavercille May 17, 2018

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps
From the latin term - Softius Claptus
From the latin term - Softius Claptus
Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro
That dude ain't got no game, soft claps
That dude ain't got no game, soft claps
by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020

Soft water is an alternate term for the drug GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid).
GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.
GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.
GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.
It is also used as a muscle builder.
Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.
There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)
It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as
GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.
GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.
GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.
GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.
It is also used as a muscle builder.
Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.
There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)
It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as
GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.
"Yo BRO you tryna hit some soft water when we hit the club tonight?"
"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"
"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?
"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"
"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?
by Chaz Mcdapper July 28, 2017
