smoode

a person who is in a shitty mood

robby: hey what's up with becky today?
john: she's in a smoode

by emuhhleyy April 27, 2016

smootherine

A man who is superiorly suave, or more"smooth" than most men. Aka a man with swagger.

This man is a smootherine.

by IsaacBambooa March 17, 2017

smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

smoothie maker

A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.

I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.

by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018

Smooth as shit

Whenever some does a really clean maneuver.
Or just a real nice poo

That russian ice skater lands smooth as shit.
I only drink smoothies bro no solid foods.

by Smoothasshit February 13, 2018

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018

smooder

To launch or hurl an object at a flat surface causing the object to flatten and adhere to the surface. The action may or may not change the physical properties of the incident surface.

"See this ball ... now it's smoodered! Coming off the wall, no stain. Magic huh!

by rwkt2018 December 18, 2018