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sizemologist

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.
I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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Texas-sized

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.
"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)
by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008
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super sized mcshizzel

Super Sized Mcshizzel is the definition of hot. It’s Leo Valdez baby
Leo Valdez is so hot, he is totally the Super Sized Mcshizzel
by Posathena May 10, 2018
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National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!
“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.
by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019
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sizest

A person who judges someone on the size of their body and/or body parts.
"Wow Ben your short"
"Susan don't be a sizest!
by Anaheim November 26, 2016
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lovely sized

he's tall and you're... lovely sized
by secretlysmall October 28, 2009
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Pint-sizer

Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.
Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?

Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.
by Reel Smart January 10, 2011
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