shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

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Shucking

The sound made from wet love-making.

*Moist squelching sounds*
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."

by Mortechant July 6, 2015

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