ride the blue wave

to go out drinking without much money, or to be with friends who are drinking when you cannot be drinking. The term comes from when funds are low and one must theoretically resort to other resources of alcohol (such as mouthwash) to get a buzz. Note this term does not imply drinking said mouthwash.

1: Would you like to go out drinkin' tonight?
2: No, I've no money. I'd be a fifth wheel.
1: Don't matter. Just ride the blue wave with us anyway, man.

by perlcub May 13, 2009

ride a trash can down a snowy street

Euphemism for the situation where one enters into a room catching a man doggy-style with an obese woman. Specifically, the woman clenches in surprise trying to get up while the man suddenly pulls out - he ejaculates upward and flinches. The image is much like one of a man riding a trash can down a wintry street doing his best to hang on and avoid getting snow spray in his eyes.

While Jim was banging that fat girl from behind we all ran in the room and scared him. He jumped up and gizzed everywhere while she tried to buck him off; it looked like he was trying to ride a trash can down a snowy street.

by opportunisticredditor November 26, 2010

ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking

Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol

by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009

Ride Dirty

Riding a bike, roller coaster, or anything else with someone else between your legs or you between theirs

Wanna ride dirty to class?

I didn't want to wait for the next bobsled on Matterhorn so I rode dirty with michelle

by ucbusc July 13, 2010

Ride Or Die

A group of ugly white girls who are too catty and think they are the shit. Even though they will probably get jumped for trying to act black. Typically, a ride or die would think she's hot, but have some weird face deformation. Possibly looking like a bird, or having a face that looks like she's had a stroke.

Man, that girl thinks every guy wants her, but her bitchass is just a ride or die.

by Yeahhhh,Bitchhh! April 12, 2011

ride on

To hop on a dick and ride it like no tomorrow.

So when I finally got this shorty home, we were messing around.
She asked what to do next, I asked her if she wanted to get up and ride on.

by 4 August 21, 2005

ride or die

Are you in or are you out?

we're goin' to vegas, ride or die?

by HKC February 15, 2006