0 to 100 real quick

the tension/etc; escalates quicker than expected.

Male student: DEEZ NUTS!
Teacher: You know, (insert name here), I was a lot like you when i was your age.
Male student: Wow, really?
Teacher: Yeah but the difference is i actually got pussy
Male student 2: Wow, 0 to 100 real quick...

by queenvelocity445 November 21, 2015

L is real

Believed to be the inscription on the Star statue in the videogame Super Mario 64. Those who staunchly believe that Luigi was somewhere in the original Mario 64 often point out this inscription, saying it was placed there by the designers of the game as a hint.

Lamer: Dude, check out that inscription on the statue!
Dude: It's a blurry box of text. So what?
Lamer: It says L is Real! That means Luigi is somewhere in the game!
Dude: See what you want, it's just a blurry box of text.

by Little Nerd May 8, 2006

Real love

Real love is of the heart, and is a feeling that is the result of your intention to be loving. If you want to make your loved ones feel really appreciated, show them verbally and physically how much you care. Do little things and do big things.

Baby, here’s R10K, go spoil yourself, I got REAL LOVE for you.

by MbayLee October 14, 2018

real car

A car with a manual transmission.

Rudy recently got a Vauxhall Zafira with an automatic transmission so I disowned him and told him to come back when he got a real car with a manual transmission.

by thicc keroyer May 1, 2019

Real Estate Tycoon in Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.

We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

Real human being

A free thinker, says what’s true; the opposite of a NPC

“Yo why did you get banned on Twitter?”

“Idk I guess they just don’t allow real human beings anymore”

by Anon gamer May 31, 2021

real George

Of very high quality; first rate; the best ; classy

Hey Cisco, that new car of yours is real George all the way.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 3, 2022