Short Round

When a guy means to pull out, but doesn't make it.

Mark had a short round with Sarah.

by MikeyTP May 21, 2018

Nights of the Round Table

Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.

The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

merry-go-round

When 1 guy fucks a guy in the ass, and then that guy fucks another guy in the ass and on and on until the last guy is back around fucking the 1st guy in the ass until they are all connected like a circle.

Bob, Robert, Bill, William, and Billiam made a merry-go-round.

by MistahTom December 12, 2005

Knights of the Round Hemiroid

Eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from Oprah Winfry's vagina. They had failed to remove it. All eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. The hemirioid is still there even to this day. Often, people mistake it for her face on TV, but it's the hemiroid.
These brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her vagina, when most men rather not touch it with a 9' pole.
These brave men are now known tosay as "the Knights of the Round Hemiroid"

Every July 18th, we celebrate this day as "Oprah is Responsible for the Deaths of Eight More People Day"

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

Shawshank round

To buy a round of drinks but not have one yourself.

Johnny bought the house a Shawshank round of drinks. He stood there without a cup in hand & had the most peculiar look on his face like he was just happy to be alive.

by MyHaberdasher October 1, 2009

Dry Round

The taking in turns to purchase food snacks, e.g. crisps, nuts, pork scratchings, for your friends at the pub to keep their hunger at bay whilst they have a number of alcoholic beverages on an evening out. Seldom will it be anyone's responsibility to buy a normal round (of drinks) and a 'dry round' at the same juncture, although this is optional for those who are particularly generous or those trying to curry favour with their drinking companions. Not to be confused with a 'dry ride' which is something different entirely. Beware of confusing the two phrases when being served by a large chested, attractive barmaid.

I am thoroughly enjoying this pint of beer but tell me fellas who's turn is it to buy a dry round?

by Gholfer January 11, 2012