Skip to main content

redneck racing stripes 

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)
Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...
redneck racing stripes by John February 24, 2006
redneck racing stripes mug front
Get the redneck racing stripes mug.
See more merch

Redneck Pinstriping 

When you are dipping and spit out of the window of a moving car.
Those marks on the side of his car were definitely remnants of some redneck pinstriping.

Redneck boot wash 

is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..
dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"

redneck pâté

A slice of bologna on white bread, eaten open-faced like fancy pâté spread on a cracker.
Hey, Bubba, want some redneck pâté?
redneck pâté by mooongirl May 17, 2011

Redneck Flu Shot

Cheap bourbon and Nyquil, served lukewarm in a shot glass.
Last year I started feeling sick, so I took 3 Redneck Flu Shots. Woke up 4 days later in a puddle of my own drool. Felt great though.
Redneck Flu Shot by freeman42 January 30, 2012

Redneck on a Vacation 

Pabst Blue Ribbon and a Lime. Made famous in Richmond bars.
I can't afford a real vacation, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation. Or, I can't afford a Corona, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation.
Redneck on a Vacation by badger6666 February 22, 2013

Redneck Blowjob 

When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"