panic queef

the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.

our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.

by meat lips 7 October 25, 2009

Re-queef

When a guy is eating out a girls pussy, she queefs in his mouth and the man holds the queef in his mouth, then with a forward thrusting motion he blows the queef back into her vagina. After the queef has been re-injected he fucks her which in turn makes a farting noise and ultimately re-queefing his lover.

i love to Re-queef

by Professor Masting Cold August 1, 2010

Queef Treachery

A euphemism for when your girl cheats on you.

I sense queef treachery is afoot!

by PDDestro December 31, 2010

Duck Queef

A duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. If you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said "duck queef." It results in free drinks!

Jimmy had too many duck queefs last night. Duck Queef all around.

by ColonialMaster October 23, 2011

queef inhaling

A range of pleasantly sweet through pungently trifling projectile air sourced from an external origin which came to temporary rest within any variety of vaginal depth, preceding its stereotypically inglorious expulsion amidst active precipitous hail.

Cheryl's chilly jaw bone chattered with shiver sparking off the domino rally-esque chain of events flowing pelvically, thus dooming her inadvertent release of a literal queef inhaling... technically speaking of course, considering it was poofed out during a mid winters night storm in Anchorage, Alaska, and this was sadly observed as the element responsible for the disjoin of hands that once connected the nearby glorious christmas caroling group which stood in harmonious unison melodic rhapsody for 19 hours straight, sadly to be heard no more nor ever again.

by NoTitleGiven July 17, 2014

sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.

Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!

by warrior_69 March 8, 2023

Queef of victory

The sloppy farting noises made by a vagina during sex

Bro 1 - she was wet as fuck

Bro 2 - so did she drop the queef of victory for ya or what?

by Tahssa113 August 14, 2018