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proubles

problems and troubles combined.... or when your in trouble which leads to a problem :)
GOD!! i have such proubles... i just ran my car into my dads house!! SHIT!
by theAH-MAZINGbecca September 28, 2008
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problemets

small, little annoying problems that won't go away.
There are so many Problemets in my life right now!
by Rosie H. October 26, 2007
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Problemeur

A person who creates enterprises and businesses to solve problems.
The Kaufmann Foundation is hoping to facilitate the growth of more problemeurs in the decade ahead with it's Find A Problem; Change the World grant campaign.
by InspireYOU October 27, 2009
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Problem-tunity

An opportunity can lie within a problem. Problem solving can have a very positive and unexpected outcome.

TURN A PROBLEM INTO AN OPPORTUNITY, resulting in improvement or advancement. A PROBLEM IS REALLY AN OPPORTUNITY. It's like the saying, "The solution lies within the problem." A person shouldn't fear, neglect, or ignore problems because the very ACT of addressing them can open new doors and allow one to grow.
Example #1
Someone at a business meeting is complaining about mistakes made by the receptionist when taking down messages. The problem-tunity here is to take some positive action: perhaps submit some protocal that can be used as a company model and/or part of training. It would take the complainer and turn them into a positive employee in the eyes of management.

Example #2
A Bully at school is trying to con a Kid out of lunch money. The Kid usually hides or goes out of their way to avoid the Bully. Problem = Bully focusing on the Kid and creating shame or embarassment. Opportunity = Kid using the attention from the Bully creatively to befriend them and become allies.
by myfavoritecolorisclear February 21, 2011
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problem solver

Cooc's slang for a handle of booze
Kevin hows it going guy? Not good me and the lady are callin it quits after 8 years. Sit tight guy, i'll be right over with a problem solver!!
by head August 23, 2015
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Problem

Iam "That's the problem. I thought you wanted to teach people TO think. You want to teach them HOW to think. YOUR way. And if they can't think, and they have no credentials, all they can do is accept the propositions you posit and give you their money. If they can't think then you have no right to take their money. They are paying you to accept your propositions without thinking about them. It boils down to 'go back to your walled garden and crank the crank until until something happens. Good or bad or nothing. That's your responsibility to the horde. You need me to validate your religion. And you need your religion because without it you're blind.' and you're selling something that isn't yours to people who can't think well enough to tell that you don't believe the thing your selling."

Hym "maybe some people can't learn to think..." 🤷

Iam "Then how is maps of meaning going to be the way that people think in 50 years? The people who can ALREADY think are going to replace their way of thinking? The people who can't learn how to think are just going to accept his propositions and do what he tells them? He wants to be the woke! He wants to do what they do. Most people can't think so they'll have no choice but to accept my (propositions instead of the woke types) and if you have a contrarian propositions I'm not against using collective Un-Truth against you."

Hym "Holy shit! That sounds worse than Orwell when you put it like that! That is some new world order shit! Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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lady problems

Another way of referencing a mensural cycle/ a woman’s period
Jessica: ugh I’m having lady problems right now this sucks

Bethany: I’m sorry girl, do you need any tampons?
by AdnamaFett March 10, 2020
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