deuce at the prom

the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.

Dude, I thought I had food poisoning but it was actually a deuce at the prom, I named her Maddyson.

by Vageena Swartz July 5, 2011

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for: "genious being"

I couldn't believe how Nat could have straight A's in Harvard despite her tight schedule.
Them Jews. I wish I could be a Jew.

by uglyron August 7, 2003

Natalie Portman

A really hot and intelligent Jew. A rarity these days.

Natalie Portman makes me want to convert to Judaism.

by AlexR April 21, 2005

Natalie Portman

1. Russian for "genius yet beautiful vegetarian"
2. an actress who borrowed her stage's last name from her grandmother

Nat, can I borrow your brain?
I know that you've graduated from harvard (summer'03); nowadays you're working on SW III; so can I have your brain for my next semester?
You are so damn smart, so you might not need half of your brain as an actress....
Please....
I want to know what it feels like having straight A's in college (so I could transfer to a better university or somethin', you know...).

by uglyron August 8, 2003

promaculiadoit

Promaculiadoit(PRO-MA-CUE-LE-A-DOIT) -
the lowest possible level of dumb and insignificant. see alsoidiot, moron, ignoramus, nimrod.

You stupid little promaculiadoit, you wasted half a second of my time.

by paul ishak September 3, 2005

portmcnicoll ontario

has large background that has been recently taken away by people leaving it to be a boring place to live, having the most awesome people no matter what people say about port being bad and having bad people, but reality theres bad people anywhere you go, so don't judge, don't hate PORT KIDS ARE AWESOME, and you should respect them :)

boy: dude, i met this girl last night shes from portmcnicoll ontario, shes awesome bro.

by portkidHL November 21, 2011

the prom

please accept my history as i accept yours
no questions, no accusations here
just weird unfunny jokes and dance and smiles and the occasional roast

miss you, see you soon
🖤

"my parents allowed me to accompany you to the prom! do you still wanna go?"

by Krkič April 25, 2019