A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯
by Mindyours.com February 20, 2019
Get the pressed ass bitchmug. The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.
by Isaac Shelby December 29, 2021
Get the Politicooleky Pressmug. When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
by Squactus January 6, 2020
Get the Panini Pressmug. by nutmegtobin March 4, 2017
Get the pressed itmug. Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'
A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.
by StarryMayhem May 26, 2018
Get the Pressingmug. by vybzworldboss May 26, 2022
Get the Pressmug. The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025
Get the Serbian Still Water Shoulder Pressmug.