Pooster

A person who regularly posts crap (poo) on forums

I knew Jack was truly a pooster when I saw his latest poost on our forum.

by Squidburger October 27, 2008

pooter introoder

Can be used as a noun or an adjective. A term describing the accidental insertion of a male's penis into a female's bunghole during doggy style sexual intercourse.

(Noun)
Boy: "Roll over baby so I can give you summa dat doggy style action."
Girl: "Sounds great."
Girl: "OUCH OUCH **** WRONG HOLE, EXIT ONLY!"
Boy: "Sorry, I didn't mean to give you a pooter introoder."


(Adj)
Shanita's boyfriend can never figure out where her pussy is so he tends to perform pooter intruder sex on her quite frequently.

by Casey Corder June 25, 2004

pooter cheese

The white, chunky discharge that sprays from a woman's vagina whenever she is excited or laugh's too hard.

Your mom busted up laughing and could hardly contained the pooter cheese as it sprayed out of her cooter.

by lunchemz June 7, 2005

poot

Shortened version of putang, slang for vagina. See: Putang.

Did you stick your cock in her poot?

by Juanathan April 2, 2007

pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

by Ianis June 11, 2006

Poot Face

One that shits too much. Has to flush more than once due to the overload of poop. mostly known for the double flush and bastardness.

Damn! The toilet is ordering a number two from the Poot Face again....

by nelbo July 23, 2004

Poostain Pancake

Poostain Pancake: To poop so hard and so much, that, there is no more white in your toilet, its all brown and looks very much like a burnt pancake.

Danny: "Eeeeeewwww! Billy just shat a poostain pancake!"
Jonny: "Cool! Want some breakfast?"

poop poo poostain pancake crap

by ne-who December 1, 2009