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Beer Porn

In beer nerd circles, a photo of one's beer collection. Usually consisting of rare or hard to find beers. Often times, it features close ups of labels or brewery logos. Can also be close ups of a poured beer, though less common.
I just posted new beer porn pics of all the Dark Lord Imperial Stout I bought at the festival.

(many close ups of the sweet Dark Lord label)
by DaGanjaSamurai October 11, 2010
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Porn Badger

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009
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porn fatigue

Becoming desensitized to porn after watching/reading too much of it.
Jim had been surfing his favourite porn sites but began to suffer from porn fatigue after a couple of hours.
by caughtthegayhavewe? December 24, 2009
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switching to porn

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
by Nacatac May 15, 2011
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trauma porn

When a writer glorifies trauma in their writing, exaggerating aspects for the sake of angst.
Usually a writer thinks they are being deep and edgy when in actuality they are just disrespecting and glorifying trauma.
Ana: I just read this angst fanfiction, it had way too much trauma porn though, and it didn't even care to put a warning!
Bella: Damn that's horrible!
by Boipoi May 19, 2021
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porn moment

A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.
Person A: So I lean over to try and get her number and BAM, next thing I know we're doing it in the back of my van. It was such a porn moment.

PersonB: Uhh, thanks dad
by />/_//\/<^/\/ June 16, 2010
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pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.
Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.
by citywokprease February 23, 2012
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