porch atheist

Similar to porch dick, a porch atheist is a person who sits on their porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.

I got forcibly educated today by a porch atheist as I was walking home from church.

by Thememeshaha December 26, 2016

porcher

short for porch monkey

holy shit look at that porcher

by therealdn June 10, 2007

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

porch goblin

Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef

Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin

by UncleSamInATrenchCoat August 13, 2017

porchmonkey

a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?

by porchape March 31, 2010

Pogchamp/pog

Pogchamp or pog is a twitch tv emote that is used by TOMMYINIT and friends.

Eg:

You: I just got a new car!!!
Tommy: that’s pogchamp/pog!

by Pogging.rn November 4, 2020

Porch cop

Nosy neighbor who keeps an eye out for pirates on your porch.

Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.

“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”

by Hifalutin! January 31, 2022