Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

Poachers pocket

Something that smells strongly of fish

Her fanny smelt like a poachers pocket

by Grandpa e June 17, 2022

poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

by rain coat June 23, 2022

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Poaching

Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.

Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness

Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"

by Gordenmastur May 19, 2024

party poachers

Fake ass person who mooches off a person and offers an exciting, out of the ordinary, experience while projecting themselves as a cool person that should be talked about to everyone elses friends.

D Web and his friends are such party poachers.

by Will, Myles, and Taylor May 14, 2007

cock poacher

A thieving bastard, one who often participates in the hunting of cocks for a monetary profit. One who has an insatiable need for the cock.

"Chuck Nasty was just arrested for being a cock poacher."

by Durty Harlen March 19, 2008