ploptioks

Options that cause distress and panic. Heavily associated with decisions that cause a mid life crisis at age twenty, mental/nervous break downs, and such panicked texting you misspell the word “options”.

These are my only ploptioks. Please help!

I have too many ploptioks and not enough time!

by Itsyagurrl May 26, 2018

Plopwork

When you poop at the same time every day. Like clockwork but plopwork.

It's plopwork time

by musspinkiepants May 27, 2018

plop it in the trunk

What Amazon wants to do with your packages. Simultaneously, an awful metaphor for anal.

Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"

Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"

by WarmLeatherette May 30, 2018

Plop

To clumsily fall onto something

I was tired, so I plopped onto my bed

by @TheGingerSnap102 June 9, 2018

plop

someone who is trying to use whit to make someone laugh but is being a fool instead and makes them laugh becasue of their foolishness

you are being such a plop right now!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018

Plopish

Something Overpowered, can be used in any sentence.

I am plopish at fortnite.

by A very clever guy. June 11, 2018

Ploplop

Plethora of pussy on a platter

Dude this party's completely ploplop

by Great Gatsby July 26, 2018