Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

Merv the perv

Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.

by Oldirtyhampsta June 25, 2019

pervert

a boy...

Pervert: all of the male species and some of the girls

by elphiba November 21, 2009

Perv

to watch or look at another human being, in order to be obsessed by them.

an example of a perv is laura jane clark

by billy knight August 8, 2005

perv

an ass that looks,touches, or even thinks about shit like that

guy: girl your ass looks soo fine!!!
girl: u perv!!!!
guy: come over here and let me touch that
girl:*SLAP*

by betina February 8, 2008

pervcore

musical subgenre capturing a style of rock 'n' roll aimed at perverts, by perverts.
the style of music is at best sleazy, with a strong fifties rockabilly influence, close to psychobilly too. however this subgenre can be given to anything sounding perverted, sexual, lude and drug ridden.
bad music for bad people. unashamed deviant rock.
the word was invented by the rohypsters.

edinburgh based pervcore badboys the rohypsters, would probobly screw your mouth as soon as look at you. thats why i always stand at the front.

by omega male December 7, 2006

Pervert

Any one who constantly brings up sex or other sexual tools (reproductive system). May be perverted towards dudes and chicks, no matter how gay they sound.

Ethan: Man, your dad was good last night.
Me :You pervert get away from me

by WhoGivesBoutMe December 18, 2011