Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

pengued

To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.

Aaron: I've smoked far too much weed I cant stand still.
Alex: Fuck you're pengued

by gettinpengued April 15, 2015

frozen penguin

When you're fucking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur dick in the snow and then go at it.

Stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.

by iaiaia February 2, 2007

penguin

(1) (noun) The next sentient species of planet Earth. After the extinction of the human race, along with 99.99% of the world's ecology, due to human apathy/ignorance/stupidity.

(2) (noun) A tasty substitute for chicken meat.

(3) (verb) To pull down a person's pants and/or underwear to their ankles, usually as a prank, causing them to walk like a penguin.

(4) (verb) To walk like a penguin, often with an article of clothing loosely binding one's ankles.

(1)"The early cave paintings of prehistoric penguins shows signs of creativity, expressed by the use of flipper prints as a crude type of the artist's signature." - Hatchling's First Big Book of Science

(2) After the storm prevented any form of resupply, the Antartic research team ate all the research penguins.

(3) She remembered the John Smith from a few months ago. He stiffed her payment then, so she would penguin him later.

(4) John Smith penguined out the door, chasing after her, while shouting obsceneties.

by That's Mr. Penguin to You February 20, 2005

The Stinky Penguin

The Stinky Penguin is a sexual position used in anal intercourse. It involves the use of flapping arms whilst bouncing up and down on the males erect penis. It also helps to be used following the Tuna Sandwich.

Guy:"Hey, do you wanna do The Stinky Penguin?"
Girl:"Of course!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom January 1, 2009

penguin

1. another sexy animal although populating this world may also be found in mine and others imaginations romping with the snufallofaguses.

1. My snufallofagus is playing with my penguin.

by super k December 14, 2008