Pastafarian

Ideological movement that arose in Italian restaurants in the 1960’s in the Little Italy region of New York City. Believers are known as Pastafarians, or Pastas. Most early believers were either dope-smoking Bob Marley fans with the munchies or of Jamaican descent, Rastafarians and learned to love and eat Italian food. A spleef, Chianti, some reggae music and fresh lasagna are considered to be the top practice of the mindset.
The Pastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis and Chianti.

I partied all day with my Pastafarian friends and then we went into the city for Italian food and we ate everything in sight. Almost a religious experience man.

by martinatty April 5, 2010

Pasta-Fart

You know that one kid in the back of the classroom who never says anything to anybody but he's always mumbling complaints to himself about who knows what?
That kid, is a pasta fart...

"Hey sally, did you see what the 7th period pasta-fart was wearing today?"

by ;oawnvw[iorkmlba May 14, 2015

Pastor

Pastor is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. His intellect is beyond human comprehension. He is also an undercover ninja trained in the arts of taijutsu, ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Fūinjutsu, Senjutsu, and he also has multiple Kekkei genkai abilities and multiple Dōjutsus. He is known as the most powerful ninja to ever walk on this earth.

Damn! That must be a Pastor

by P-ass-ta March 29, 2019

Pasta-tution.

When hot girls serve you pasta, it's known as pasta-tution.

If Olive Garden and Hooters ever merged, the new location would be called House of Pasta-tution.

by JiggyRick January 7, 2017

Pasta Dinner

When you eat a bunch of uncooked pasta and then drink about a gallon of water, throw up the pasta into your significant other’s vagina, stick your penis into the pasta filled vagina and then eat the pasta once you’ve finished having intercourse

Guy: god I’m so hungry and horny
Girl: are you down for a pasta dinner?

Guy: get naked rn

by landynschaffer April 21, 2018

Pasta

Pasta is thek ing of food, since almost everything is made of pasta:
Pizza
Bread
Pasta
Spaghetti
Ravioli
Cake
Noodles
Cracker
Sandwich
Plates
Water
Yogurt (Yogurt, yoghurt, or yoghourt)
Air
ur mom

-Yo italian man, what did you eat for lunch yesterday?
-Well, as a starter i eat some pasta with some pasta on it , then for the first course i got some pasta embedded in a bigger pasta all covered with confetti made of pasta. After two plates i was already kinda full but i procedeed to the second dish anyway: a giant slice of pasta with some pasta sauce aaaall around it was extremely pastaicious. As a dessert, guess what, a little pasta cream with some pasta on it A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. What about you?
-Nah only pasta for me :(

by almanfu March 1, 2018

Rushing the pastor

Super Bowl Sunday when you're in a hurry to get out of church to watch the BIG game!

We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!

by Injeanuity February 5, 2009