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Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.
Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references
by Salty_God May 20, 2024
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Staten Island Popsicle

A Staten Island Popsicle is the act of cumming into popsicle molds, putting a popsicle stick inside of the molds. You then let them freeze and you take them and shove them inside a girl until they melt.
“It was so hot out I had to give my wife a Staten Island Popsicle
by Miguel Myers February 25, 2026
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Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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The Spanish Popsicle

A sexual act where someone holds an ice cube in their mouth until it is very cold, then they pour hot sauce onto an erect penis before engaging in fallatio (oral sex).
Last night we did the Spanish Popsicle. I've never felt a wilder burn than that before!
by TSP-Kitty December 8, 2025
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popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.
Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!
by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011
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poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.
The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.
by HoboShank March 18, 2012
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chocolate popcicle

Military call sign for a rotary winged aircraft.
Chocolate Popcicle entering 4WA in order to complete mission and return to mother.
by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016
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