poofcat

a trendy young gentleman who is not afraid of his feminine side

"Look at that guy with the New Look bag, what a poofcat"

by Captain Safe October 22, 2006

pooftard

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.

"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"

by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009

poofed

When someone leaves a party without anyone noticing.

Where did Scott go? I don't know he poofed.

by Darba August 11, 2007

Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

by ST212 February 23, 2010

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

poofarty

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity

Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…

by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010

Poofy NoNo Suprise

A hot asian woman with a huge distasteful bush.

a poofy nono suprise - not somthing you get in a cracker jack box....

poofy nono suprise - the real reason chinese restaraunts get shutdown

poofy nono suprise - why godzilla is so angry

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011