Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

Happy Pet Club

The paradise for pet owners, an ideal and idyllic place of exceptional happiness and delight."

„Check out happy pet club! Very pet! Much wow! So interesting“

by dogemaster3000 May 17, 2021

ashtons.pet.lemon.tree

A great friend who has a strange obsession with 5 Second of Summer and My Chemical Romance.

ashtons.pet.lemon.tree🥺

by Ashtons.pet.lemontreefp May 30, 2021

my pet named Steve

i love my pet named Steve

all hail My pet named Steve

by all hail steve April 11, 2022

Teachers Pet

There are many types of teachers pets.

1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.

The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.

The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022

Soul Pet

A pet that you feel was destined to be yours.

A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.

This is my soul pet “Smokey”, I’ve felt a stronger mental and emotional connection with this pet than any other

by JustNotReborn June 13, 2022

check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 13, 2010