Tooth pasting

Grinding some hard dick.

Sierra was tooth pasting that guy raw.

by Boston Polito November 1, 2009

Pissing on your balls

To waste someone's time.

"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."

"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."

by Balls O'Penisly February 19, 2012

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008

pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.

I challenge you to a pissing contest!

by C-bo July 14, 2004

Passang

Sucking own dick covered with poop

That monkey was passanging

by Hunter10001 March 31, 2019

Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.

Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?

by badumdum May 10, 2010

pasting

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006