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Clown Paint

Clown paint is the period blood left on a persons face after going down on a chick who is on her period...
Dude 1: Dude...you got some clown paint on your upper lip!
Dude 2: Ya...old Suzzie forgot to tell me that aunt flo was visiting last night...I thougt something was wrong when it tasted metalic.
by Chubbs Lang March 6, 2010
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Paint Brushing

To have the penis dipped in paint and swiped across the female or male body in a brushing stroke pattern as if painting a picture. Edible paint or common house hold food items such as peanut butter or jam may be used
My boyfriend was paint brushing me last night in bed.
by PrincessNicole321 January 7, 2019
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Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 4, 2009
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paint job

to cum all over your lovers face
my chick was giving me head last night and then i gave her a paint job :
by nklhiufl676 December 8, 2007
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Finger Painting

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.
1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.
by FPTop100 June 15, 2009
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War Paint

after having intercourse you have menstrual blood on your face
getting menstrual blood on your face and having it look like war paint
by adadicktome August 15, 2011
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