facted

when you spit facts into someone’s face.

Steve- “My dick is bigger than yours”
Mike- “fuck i just got facted.”

by a fucking pickle May 11, 2019

Facts

The opinions in Alex’s brain

Alex is speaking facts

by Shhshshzh March 13, 2021

boyfriend fact

You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend

It’s a boyfriend fact.

by bedazzle333 July 7, 2018

fact

something that is true, supported by facts and unchangeable.

Jim: Question, what kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets.
Dwight: uh-

Jim: Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

by Dailymotion.inc December 5, 2018

Mark Fact

100% True, don't even have to bother double checking.

"Shut up, Dan. If it is a Mark Fact, we do not need to fact check it.

by NotNotMark August 20, 2022

Fact

Lili loves Aron more than Aron loves Lili

This is a fact❤️

Love fact
Aron: I love you more
Lili: no I love you more
Aron: how

Lili: it's in the dictionary

by Love fact April 29, 2021

Facts no hizzle

To have something be true without an ounce of bullshit

“Look up Alabama Hotpocket”
“That was gross, facts no hizzle”

by Alabamahotpocketlovee March 22, 2022