officelol

To be e-mailed or to accidentally view a humorous piece of material or private joke that induces an uncontrollably loud fit of laughter that requires lengthy explanation in an office or other working environment.

'Cliff officelolled at The Onion and got sent home early.'

by mmiiaaooww January 22, 2009

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office sigh

A type of sigh that every employee in the office is guilty of.

It is a sign of being tired, working on your computer too long or dealing with irritating clients over the phone. Also could be a general unhappiness with your life.

It happens when they get up, sit down, walk into your office, or while doing absolutely anything. The sign is usually accompanied by whining and complaining about one self.

It makes you wonder what everyone is so damn unhappy about?!

(office sigh) Ahh it's such a long day
It's only Monday...(office sigh)
(office sigh) It's always so hot in here.... GAWD!

by tiger shark18 September 4, 2009

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Officeitus

one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:

*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*

*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*

*look for the smallest fault or flaw*

*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*

*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*

*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*

ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.

by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009

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Office Grazing

Office grazing is defined as the art of strolling between cubes and offices conversing with co-workers as to avoid doing actual work. The key is to be ambiguous in your grazing as to not draw attention to yourself. Avoid consistent high volume laughter or complaining while office grazing.

Bob and Cindy were nice people but their incessant office grazing got them both fired because they were always heard complaining and laughing about the same things to seven different people located within 10 feet of each other.

by The Smart Choice May 2, 2011

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Office Poodle

Office Poodle (noun): A type of worker in an office setting that will be the bane of your existence. Overacheiver, brown-noser, quick to run to management to report issues with everyone at the drop of a hat. An office poodle is the type of person who organizes ALL the office social functions including but not limited to: birthday celebrations, baby showers, engagement announcements, retirement toasts, and will be that person to insist everyone contributes monetarily. They will also be the person to coordinate holiday gifts to the boss, and insist everyone chip in $40 instead of $10. An office poodle may or may not know every single detail of your personal life, but they’d be the type to report you for wearing Crocs under your desk. They also would be the type to look over your shoulder while you’re scrolling Pinterest, later to put out an all staff email about “Personal device use on company time”. An office poodle will be the type to freak out over small changes that derail their routine. Imagine them pacing around in circles, wetting the floor in moments of crisis. These are the kinds of people who always look to make themselves look good to the company, but aren’t terribly concerned if it makes you look like a slacker in the process.

I rolled into work 6 minutes late with my iced coffee and the office poodle made sure to bring it up at our staff meeting that morning.

by Thatgirloverthere369 February 2, 2021

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